- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is White over Black? Society.

Why did the bird fall down? It got shot.

A dyslexic man walks into a saloon and asks for a hair cut.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new girlfriend? Neither has he.

What do you call a building full of black people Jail

what do Jewish people and pizzas have in common? they enjoy parties

Where did Little Billy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Q. What did the man say when his car broke down. A. Damn it, my car broke down.

How do you stop a plane? Land it.

Two farmers are sitting in a cold field. One asks, "Cold day, isn't it?" The other farmer doesn't respond as he has been frozen to death and because of his death, he is unable to respond.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a dog? Niether did she

what do friends and trees have in common? If you hit them with an axe multiple times they fall over

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set an alarm for a reasonable hour.

What did the comedian tell the audience? A well thought out joke that anyone can relate to because that is what the point of a joke is.

What do u do to blow off steam? I simply go to the top of the empire states building, poor gasoline in a bag, put a baby in it, light it on fire, and through it off the side. problem?

Why did the chicken cross the road? like most animals that wander onto the road, it was completely unaware that the road can be very dangerous. It didn't go onto the road on purpose, it simply treated the road as if it was just like the rest of the ground.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin get in the Batmobile.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

What did the man at the haberdashery say? Six and seven-eighths, bub, six and seven-eighths.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I am pregnant And it's your baby

a Black Swan walks into a bar......,,,.she then has hallucinations and imagines herself having lesbian sex with Mila Kunis...

What do you call a man with 3 arms, 6 ears, 9 fingers, and a red clown nose? His name.

What did the blonde say to the chicken? mmm, delicious

What'd the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish, remember?

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