Why did the Grandad teabag his Grandson? Because he likes dipping his balls into the mouths of his Grandchildren; as if they were a teabag and his mouth was a mug.

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What did the German say the the Jewish man? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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A gay man walks out of his bedroom, rubbing his ass in pain. He says, "I hate it when I slip and fall in the shower."

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? To get to your house. Knock Knock Who is there. The chicken.

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Why did the elephant fall on the marshmallow? Because he didn't want to fall in the hot chocolate!

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School

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What is the difference between a black man and a speed bump? A black man is a living thing and a speed bump is not.

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anti jokes are for fags

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Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

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Doctor, Doctor, I feel like I don't know anyone... Uh...who are you?

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice.

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roses are red violets are blue i have a big dick unlike you

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Knock Knock Whose there? Its John

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3 bears walk into a market. A little girl sneaks into their house. Meanwhile, people are freaking out because there are THREE BEARS in the market.

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A man burps while sitting at dinner. Everyone suddenly stops eating and stares at him. How does he get out of it? Answer: He says, "Excuse me."

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A man walks into a bar. Later that night he comes home to an intervention and realizes he has a drinking has hurt him and his family.

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we all know sammi has a penis

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When is a door not a door? Never.

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my mom died because she was morbidly obese

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How do you make a sandwich? You don't, you have a girl do it for you.

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Why was't the Elephant allowed on the Airplane? He didn't have a boarding pass

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't. Before it could cross, it was killed and then consumed by an average American

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Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate to laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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