- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

Knock knock. Who's there. Alex. Alex who? Your brother Alex. Oh, please come in.

Why did the grandmother lock her grandson in the closet? Because she didn't love him.

A man named Jack has three kids. The oldest is named Jordan, the middle one is named Kim, and the youngest is named Alex. One day Jordan walked up to his father and asked him how his day was. His father replied, "It was fine."

Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

Doctor, Doctor, I feel like I don't know anyone... Uh...who are you?

anti jokes are for fags

What is the difference between a black man and a speed bump? A black man is a living thing and a speed bump is not.

School

WHat did Helen Keller get for Christmas? an ipod

What does an emu an a kiwi have in common? Both are flightless birds endemic to there own countries.

How do you make a little girl laugh. You tell her something funny.

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer...you will die

What did the blonde say to the brunette? We both have hair

Why did the Grandad teabag his Grandson? Because he likes dipping his balls into the mouths of his Grandchildren; as if they were a teabag and his mouth was a mug.

Q: How many black guys does it take to black top a driveway? A: I can't give you a definitive answer unless I know the area to be covered, the thickness of material to be applied, and the capabilities of each individual working that particular day.

if you give somebody a dollar and they give you a different dollar you both have a dollar

What did the German say the the Jewish man? "Hello, nice to meet you."

A gay man walks out of his bedroom, rubbing his ass in pain. He says, "I hate it when I slip and fall in the shower."

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

Why did the elephant fall on the marshmallow? Because he didn't want to fall in the hot chocolate!

Why did the chicken cross the street? To get to your house. Knock Knock Who is there. The chicken.

What happens if you roll a nickel down a street in Mexico? It eventually stops and lands on its side.

Whats green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A golf course

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