Why was the Jewish man sad? His wife was brutally murdered, His chilren raped, Parents stabbed horrifically and stuffed with turtles and the doctor just informed him that he had cancer and was due to die 17 minutes ago.

whos gay rusty kohlen hit him up on facebook!

yo mamma so fat she got pied to be the Olympic swimming pool

A black person walks out of KFC

What did the pillow say to the dragon? Nothing, because pillows don't talk, dragons aren't real and this is a highly improbable circumstance.

what the difference between matthew and a retard? The retard can do math

Jimmy said he would never beat his wife, so why did he do it anyway? Because he was a hypocrite.

why was the pen lonely? because it didn't have a pen pall

When life gives you lemons, you are most likely in the fruit section of the grocery store.

A dyslexic canadian walks into an arab

Did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory? I don't remember how it goes... by the way, did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory?

A man adopts an orphan. He waits till the child is a teenager to tell the news. He then commits suicide as to scar the child emotionally for the rest of its life.

Q: What's long and brown? A: The unemployment line.

Domonic is a gay homo!!!!!!!!!!!! Vagina

what did the fat guy say to the girl ill make fun of you because i have bigger tits than you

so 3 guys walk into a bar.....the 4th one ducks

Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

- What's the difference between a squirrel? - It can neither fly.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

What did the rapper Proof say when he got in a fight? Nothing, Proof is dead.

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted to get to the other side! why did the chipmunk cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

There once was a man from Nantucket. He's dead now.

Hey, guess what? What? Dammit!

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