What do you call a dirty black person? Unhygienic

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A blonde girl gets in a bad car accident . A man stops on the side of the road to help her . She is panicking The man gets out a piece of chalk and draw a small circle. He says "Do not step out of this circle" The man smashes her car with a baseball bat She giggles He rolls her car down the hill, She laughs Her car is on fire , She is cracking up He yells " WHAT IS SO FUNNY " She says , "I stepped out of the circle three times when you weren't looking"

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? there are no roads in factory farms.

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin.

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Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made this particular man mad which drove him to tell the other man to shut up.

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Roses are red Violets are blue get down or i will shoot

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What's worse than the holocaust? anti-joke

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What's red, black, and green all over? A dead black bear. Just no green.

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A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. The man was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral service.

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A Boy Walks Up To A Frog At the Bus Stop And Says, “Why Are You So Upset?” And The Frog Replied, “I’m Waiting For The Bus Because My Car Just Got TOAD!”

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row row row your boat gently down the stream rape

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Three peasants were brought in front of the King to be rewarded for their assistance during a drought. The King told them that they could each request one thing from him that he could provide. The first man asked to be rich, so the King ordered his guards to fetch a large sack that was filled to the brim with gems and gold pieces. The man thanked the King and left his palace joyfully. The second man asked for a larger house so the King gave him access to one of his many castles. He hurriedly left, eager to try out his new home for size. The third man asked for a cat so the King gave him a cat.

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What did johnny say when he fell down the stairs? Nothing he snapped his neck

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A man walks into a bar.

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If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

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A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

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Person 1: Why do Jews have big noses? Person 2: Why? Person 1: No, I was asking you that question. Person 2: ??!!

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why did the girl say what's up. she wanted to know what they were doing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a cage being carried by a farmer.

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what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

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Whats the best part about being alive? Not getting hit by a bus

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If a prisoner got one visitor who would he ask to see An Eskimo

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Wanna know something funny? Your face

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penis haha

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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