- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The town was so small. The ferris wheel was green.

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage..

Where do you find a vegetable? Where you left him

Your mum is so overweight, she is at risk of heart disease, I highly recommend she visits her GP.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

What do a Penguin, and your best friend have in common? They'll both die if you shoot them in the head.

A man walks into a bar and starts telling anti-jokes to his friend. His friend is a follower and laughs even though they aren't funny.

ati jokes are not to be funny. what about u

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

Did you hear about the absent minded professor that tried to change the tire on his pickup truck? He forgot to lock the jack and the truck crushed his head like and egg shell.

What is Santa's favorite color? Blue

Q. What was the the cancer's patients favorite song? A. Radioactive

Why did the boy lose his watch? Who cares? It was a shitty-ass watch.

How many Jews can you fit into a 1968 Caddy? 1 in the front, 2 in the back, and 200 in the ash tray.

I hate it when I try to put my gun on safety but I accidentally shoot u a school full of kid.

"I can sell this watch for $500 dollars on the black market!" Well, you could sell your liver for $500 dollars on the black market too.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because it escaped from the farm.

What do yo get when you cross an insomniac,an agnostic, and a dyslexic. A very troubled man.

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