- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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have you heard of the new german microwave? it seats about 30

What do you call it when you see a black man break his arm? There isn't really any name but I suggest he seeks medical attention.

My girlfriend once told me " Life is like a penis, it's hard."

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a convicted serial killer.

Knock Knock… Who is there? Orange. Orange Who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana? Actually I really wish you did, because I am Hypokalemic and am about to die you asshole.

What's brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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I`m not as random as you think i`m salad.

Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

Whats better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics????? NOT BEING RETARDED!!!!!!!

whats worse tan loosing checkers getting lit on fire

Knock knock Get off my porch.

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get off the roof.

Why is a building called a building when it's already been built? My pinky is pink and my liver helps me live.

What's beauitful and disgusting at the same time? Menstration. Jk it's just disgusting.

What is the difference between a mom and a dad? One is a mom and the other is a dad. Why couldn't Fred see the board? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What did the farmer say when he lost his coat? Where's my coat.

Why was the kid picking his nose. Because someone shoved a bomb in it.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock.. Whose there? Not Sara

I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? I go bird hunting. Kelvin Yang

In Soviet Russia, you have no rights!

Yo momma so fat when god said let there be light he said get the fuck out the way!

What do you call a 400 pound man eating chocolate? diabetic

Whats worse then getting hit by a truck? Getting hit by a turkey!

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