- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bus crash? What, you were expecting an answer? I was asking you

No, Trinidad.

Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

yo mamma so fat she got pied to be the Olympic swimming pool

Whats worst then finding drugs under you brothers bed finding your dead cat under his bed whats worst then finding your dead cat under your brothers bed finding your dead Gran whats even worst then that the Holocaust

How do you get a Virginia graduate off of your porch? Pay him for the pizza

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

Why didn't the girl take her hairbrush to school? She has cancer and all her hair fell out.

Howdid we get copper piping we put a Pennie between two Jules

cancer

Women.

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? To get to the other side.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

Q: Why is there a crack in the liberty bell? A:Because someone droped it and it broke

in soviet russia, cow milks you

A man walks into a bar and starts telling anti-jokes to his friend. His friend is a follower and laughs even though they aren't funny.

Why do guys love to wrestle? They like to have physical contact with other men.

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

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