What's black and blue and hates sex? The 8 year old in my trunk

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What do you get if you cross a canine and a sheep? A Sheepdog. What do you get if you cross a cat and a dog? You fucking stupid? It cant be done!

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Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

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two snow men standing in a field and one says to the other can you smell carrots

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A blonde and a brunette are falling from a cliff. They are going to die.

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Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

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A Mexican man is sitting in his mansion.

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Q: How Do You Stop a Bus? A: Pull the Brakes so it comes to a absolute stop.

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Do you want to hear a joke? No.

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Black...

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Q: WHY DID GOD MAKE ASIANS? A: NO FREIKEN IDEA

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Do you feel lucky punk, well do ya? ..Umm i'm sorry :/ I'm not gay!... I'm into chicks...you know?!

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Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

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you know what they say, Big man, Big hypertrophic cardiomyopathy, shame he died

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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What did the ocean say to the black guy? Nothing, it just shot him.

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An asian man walks into a bar He buys a drink.

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What did the little boy with diabetes get for Christmas? A shot of insulin; just like every other day.

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whats black and white and covered in blood Michael Jackson being stabbed

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

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Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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