- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Get in the car.

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

Q.why did the woman die A.she left the refrigerator door open then left the kitchen

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What do yo get when you cross an insomniac,an agnostic, and a dyslexic. A very troubled man.

"I can sell this watch for $500 dollars on the black market!" Well, you could sell your liver for $500 dollars on the black market too.

Q: What's the difference between a duck? A: An orange.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because it escaped from the farm.

If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

Did you hear about the absent minded professor that tried to change the tire on his pickup truck? He forgot to lock the jack and the truck crushed his head like and egg shell.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

ati jokes are not to be funny. what about u

Q. What was the the cancer's patients favorite song? A. Radioactive

What is Santa's favorite color? Blue

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage..

Why did the boy lose his watch? Who cares? It was a shitty-ass watch.

I hate it when I try to put my gun on safety but I accidentally shoot u a school full of kid.

How many Jews can you fit into a 1968 Caddy? 1 in the front, 2 in the back, and 200 in the ash tray.

How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

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