why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it tried but was hit by a truck at the halfway point.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

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Marilyn Manson was walking to church.

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Why did the black man rob the store? Because he was hard on money for a reason not associated with race or stereotypes whatsoever.

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If you have 12 apples and 7 oranges in one hand, and 9 apples and 10 oranges in one hand, what do you have? Very large hands.

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Ask me if my name is Jennifer. Is your name Jennifer? No.

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Whats fast, dead and make of CGI. Paul Walker

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A dying man walked into a shop and started to look at the clothing on display. Then he died.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Dave I don't know a Dave, Please leave.

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What did the mom say to her clinically depressed son? You're dad died

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What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

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why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

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If you were a booger..................... I would get a tissue so i could blow my nose.

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Why does blond women give great blowjob? Because they has vaacum in thier heads! Blond woman coment; well thats better than having nothing at all in your head! :-)

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what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

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How do you kill a jew? In a variety of destructive manners that are illegal and I would hope you would decide against.

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Q: How did Mary get frostbite A: Her mother locked her in a freezer

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What did the guy who dropped his iPhone do? He went out and bought a knew one.

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Q.whats long, black and hard to cut through? A.a line at kfc!

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Every zoo is a petting zoo if you're not a pussy

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q: Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? A: Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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