- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is white on the inside and red on the outside? An apple.

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

Why wasn't the man able to see his son? He got run over by a train. Knock knock Who's there? The man. He was kidding about being run over.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

Did u hear about the fire at the circus? 12 people died.

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, All you HATERS of Bieber, Go sick your mother.

A guy walks into a bar. He has a couple beers, gets in his car and goes home. He got arrested on the way because it is illegal to drink and drive.

Whats he difference between a rock and a dead baby? I'm not spemding the rest of my natural life in an insane asylum for eating a rock!

What battle did Napoleon die in? His last one.

What did the man say to the woman he was in love with? Sure, I understand and I'm okay with being just friends.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

How do you give a women more freedom? Shoot her in the face with a shotgun.

Would you believe me if i said... ^^^^ You read that line wrong?

what's the difference between a crocodile?

What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

What's funnier than 24? 25

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a cucumber

How do you keep a black man out of your back yard? Tell him to go away.

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

How many black guys does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What do you call a black priest? A black priest

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