how do jews pay for a $1200 Tv. they play $1000.

Why wasn't the man wearing a life vest? Because he was sleeping.

Why did the teacher give out homework? she is a teacher

why is blake oneal gay? because hes black and he likes peniss in his ass

1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

what did the crocodile say to the fish? OMNOMNOMNOMNOM!! and then the fish swam away because of the the weird noise the crock was making...

Q:Way C'nt U reed tHis? A: Because im retarted -ian surprenant

Knock, knock -Who's there? Help -Help who? Im dying of lukemia

What did the badger say to the mushroom? BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER MUSHROOM MUSHROOM! BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER ARGH SNAKE! IT'S A SNAKE...

Why are black people so good at basketball? They practice.

Knock knock Who's there? Illiteracy.

I'm on the ABC diet. The ABC stands for: Americans British Chinese I eat humans.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your parents are dead, and so will you.

What did batman say to robin before getting into the bat mobile? Don't touch my penis.

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Never bring a knife to a sword fight Bring A GIANT FREAKING HIPPOPOTAMUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Old guitars sound like cat's guts

kieran scott has a huge back

What's the difference between a Jew and a Generator? One powers your house...and then there's the generator.

Superman, Batman and Spiderman are all in a race. Who wins? Grow up. Superheros aren't real.

What did the woman say to her rapist? I've had better.

Your momma's so fat: She feels excluded by mainstream clothing outlets.

Police Officer: Please step out of the car, sir Jimmy: Xbox...

what is Justin Bieber+ One Less Lonely girl.... A BABY

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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