Knock Knock… Who is there? Orange. Orange Who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana? Actually I really wish you did, because I am Hypokalemic and am about to die you asshole.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Ask him to come down.

What's worse than a duck with one leg? A nuclear explosion

What happened to the white girl who dropped her ice cream? She bought another one.

Knock Knock Who's There? Jerry Jerry Who? Jerry Sandusky, I've come to rape your kids.

Moo! I'm a goat!

Carl has 300 candy bars. He eats 295. What does Carl have? Diabetes. Carl has diabetes.

How did the blonde burn her ear? In a terrible accident involving molten lava.

what did the blind deaf mute boy get for christmas? some nice presents.

Wwhat's black on top and white on the bottom? Rape.

What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? I don't know. He couldn't open it.

What do you a call a person who can't fly. A person.

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

An American man stopped me the other day and asked for the time, I looked at my watch and said: 5 o'clock.

What is less sanitary than eating food off of the ground? Anal sex.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

Always put punctuation at the end of your sentence

why did helen cellars dog runway. you would to if ur name was ujujujujjujujujujujj

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A man walked into a bar. He sustained a mild concussion and a brusied pelvis

This is the concept of anti-joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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