Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

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A man stumbles across a magic lamp. He doesn't believe in genies, so he sells it for profit on the antiquarian market.

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On a plane directed to Buffalo there are: an italian, a french and a greek. They all go there for tourism

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What's big, wet and hairy? Not what you think it is.

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What happened the magic tractor? It turned into the feild!

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Justin Bieber

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: He dropped his ice cream. Q: Why was the boy mad? A: He dropped his ice cream. Q: Why was the boy in pain? A: Because a clown was ripping off the boys big toes with a hacksaw, all the while causing the small boy emotional pains by killing the boy's orange cat.

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What's worse then dumping your' girlfriend over text? Dumping her best friend over text at the same time.

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Yes.

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? Wave to her.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid get on his birthday? Cancer.

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A woman comes to the doctor with a dog and the doctor says: -What are you doing here, dog? Get the hell out of here, you're an animal.

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when ever i finish a sentence say im a man Me :i met a girl You:im a man Me: i invited her to my place You: im a man Me: we sleept together You:im a man Me:she wisperd in my ear You: im a man

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What do you call a black man in space? an astronaut

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A: Knock knock B: Who’s there? A: The police B: The police who? A: Ma’am, your son is dead.

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Miley Cyrus.

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Yo mama so fat she sells shade. Yo mama so fat she needs cheat codes for wii fit. Yo mama so fat she in call of duty when a player kills her they get a 5 person kill streak. Yo mama so fat that she is fat. :)

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Why couldn't the man find his watch? Because he was mugged by a homeless man and had severe brain damage..... ....and because he left it at the office

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Why did God use one of Adam's ribs to create Eve? He didn't. God doesn't exist

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Knock knock Who's there? I'm the Dick I'm the dick who? I'm the Dick Cheney

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There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

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Whats the difference between an oven and a Jew? An oven is a manufactured and creates heat through the power of electricity or natural gas

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what is brown and shaped like a tree?

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