Rishi is a funny guy, well he thinks he is. true story.

A man finds a mysterious lamp on the side of the road. He picks it up, rubs it, and sells the lamp at a pawn shop for $10,000. The man paid off his credit card debt and was happy that he did not have to file for bankruptcy.

I am a joke. I am funny.

4 gay guys walk into a bar but there is only one bar stool, where do they sit? They go to a different bar

The other day I saw this dog. It said woof.

Hitler

so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

Is J.P. dumb? Yes

whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

Why is the duck? Because it has two feet the same.

"Docter, docter, I think I have cancer!" "I don't really care."

Your friend is so gay that he isn't attracted to hot women

There's a fine line between hyphenated words

How do you make a little boy get off a swing? You are an adult and perhaps it is inappropriate for you to be on a swing, especially when it is already occupied by a child of the right age.

What is the difference between a baby and a log? I don't have a log in my fireplace

theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

knock knock who's there ?? the police now get out !!

A guy walks in to a bar, waving a gun around. He acidentally shoots himself in the foot He died from the bloodloss.

In soviet russia, roses are violet

Health food.

Roses are red violets are blue if you were number one I"ll pick number two, if you were number two then I'll pick POO!

Q: What's the worst part of 3 Mexicans dying in a car accident? A: They were my friends.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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