- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy get food poisoning? Because his family can't afford to buy organic food, and can only afford McDonald's burgers, where their cows are forced to stand in their own feces.

How do you fit 4 homosexuals onto a barstool? You make the barstool wider allowing for all the men to sit more comfortably on top of the stool.

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? To get to the other side.

hey bill!

I like it in the butt. - Tyler James Nehring. Call me if you want to give me the d. 863-670-1547

Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

Why didn't the black man get the scholarship? Because he didn't apply for it.

What's the cookie monster's favorite kind of cookie? Oreos

Justin Bieber's Never Say Never 3D came out the other day. I went to see it, and it was a pretty good movie.

I said I hate niiggers

Whats worse than losing The Game? The Holocaust

Rudolf the rednosed reindeer died today. He was reported flying over Madrid when he was hit by a jumbo jet and a flock of seagulls. People are now saying that the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants.

What really puts a kick into both my life and the lives of others around me? My leg(s) of which recieves messages from a sophisticated bundle of "wires" in my cranium that enables it to act at all.

What do you call 200 black people dead in the ocean? It's a start.

If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

- My grand mother died. - I'm sorry.... Did She died of old age ? - No, she got eaten by a giant worm.

one day 2 strawberrys walked to the ice cream store and ordered a small cup of banana ice cream they were realley happy they were later taken in and tortured and raped

Two women were sitting quietly.

A Irishman walks into a bar... he suffers severe head injuries.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and oranges? With one,you can make a delicous smoothie, but the other is just a pile of citrus fruits.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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