A blind was staring at a girls ass. Her boyfriend promptly bludgeoned the man unaware of his illness.

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A white rapper. HAHAHAHAHAHA oh ya he was muslim.

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A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

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Roses are red Violets are blue get down or i will shoot

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hey

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Q: What's the difference between lucky charms and a baby? A: One is magically delicious and the other is a breakfast serial.

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Why did the man suck at basketball? Because he is white, 5 foot 2, and has no arms. Posted By: Lram

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What did hitler say to the bartender? Nothing he's dead.

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anti jokes are for fags

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What did the man who brutally raped and murdered his infant daughter say? He didn't.

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Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

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A man is shipwrecked on a desert island. One day, he finds an old lamp. When he rubs it, a genie appears. The genie says, "You have freed me. As a reward, I will grant you three wishes." The man smacks himself in the face and mutters, "Oh god, I'm seeing genies now. I must be delirious from lack of food and water." Several hours later, he dies.

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At the time my grandfather came round to visit, what was happening in Australia? A giant spider was giving birth.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a dead moose, In my basement.

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Your grandma's cookies.

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What happens if you roll a nickel down a street in Mexico? It eventually stops and lands on its side.

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Whats red and bad for your teeth? A brick Courtesy of: http://samsjokeoftheweek.moonfruit.com/

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Lettuce. THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! AAAAHHHH!

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If the opposite of Pro is Con, whats the opposite of progress?

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Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

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Why did the black guy smell fried chicken? He had a brain tumour

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laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer...you will die

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How do you make a little girl laugh. You tell her something funny.

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How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head under water until water gets into her lungs and she cant breathe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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