- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because blind people aren't allowed to drive in the United States.

What did the (real) wrestler say to the U.F.C guy? Probably something nice because most U.F.C fighters were wrestlers.

Roses are red, Violets are blue At least that's what I've been told But honestly I've never seen those flowers so I wouldn't know.

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

How do you keep black people from hanging around in your front yard? Hang them in the back..

Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkly? Because if they were small, round, and white, they would be called 'asprin'.

Did you know there is a whole country occupied with twins? It's called China

Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

have you ever heard of the mexican that went to college...no...oh me neither

I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

why does jake have so many guns? hes compensating

Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a banana.

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

I see said the blind man to his deaf wife as his crippled son pushed him in his wheelchair.

If life throws you melons, maybe you are hitting the melons.

why do people take pictures in the bathroom? because they just got done taking a crap and they wanna see if they lost weight.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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