Yo momma so fat that they've diagnosed her with type 2 diabetes and she has an extremely elevated risk of heart disease. You should really encourage her to try and eat better and get more exercise.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Well babies don't have the strength or coordination to hold a paint brush, so you may need to call some painters.

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Roses-are-red violets-are-blue Justin's-for -me Not-for-u if-by-chance u-take-my-place I'll-grad-fist &-smash-ur-face

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Parents were talking about a particular whore house and tries to keep it secret to their son. Father: Bob and I saw the house near the river, its a whore house full of prostitutes. Mother: Shhh! Our son is listening. The Son enters the room. Son: Don't mind me, I know that area. Both parents were angry: So you've been there!? Don't deny, you know! Son: Just because I know doesn't mean I've been there. I know the moon has less gravity but I haven't been there.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a piece of chicken? They were once both alive and innocent. I lied about the black guy.

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Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

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What do you call a sheep on a trampoline? Disorientated.

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why did the asain hate his life he didn't he was living a good life with large amounts of money with a very hot wife

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A man was walking along and got his legs shot off. He then proceeded to calm his wife and children and buy a wheelchair.

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A white person at Harvard

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You know what me and Bill Cosby have in common? Katie..

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i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

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What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

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whats yellow and blue and green all over? the color green

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Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

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Why does Rupert The Bear wear checkered trousers? Because he's a twat.

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What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

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Knock, Knock! Cum inside ;;)

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What did the man do when the woman broke up with him? He changed his facebook status to single.

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I went to work Got paid, Then came home.

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Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

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Knock knock! Who's there? F*ck. F*ck who? F*ck you.

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Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

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Roses are red, Violets are violet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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