- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

The town was so small. The ferris wheel was green.

Q what do you do when your friend tells you hes a homosexual A. you tell him that you will accept him and can still be very good friends

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Wii.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

Q:Why did the cop arrest the black guy with a gun? A: because he shot a family and when the funeral was held he cooked a grenade killed everyone and peed on there grave, later he rapped two dogs and stabbed a crippled then tea bagged a horse to death.

Roses are grey Violets are gray Tulips are grey Lilly's are grey Dandelions are grey Daisy's are grey Daffodils are grey I am colour blind.

Q.whats the differecne between a bicycle? A. orange,...a vest dont got no sleeves.

Whats worse than burning jews? jews that are alive

What's sad about 4 people in a Lamborgini going over a cliff? It was my car.

Why did the father beat his daughter? To alleviate stress.

Q-What do you call kids who go to school? A- Students.

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

Q: Why does an elephant have flat feet? A: From jumping out of trees

Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

I'm a poet and I didn't even realize I was one

What is sad about a kid dying in a bus accident? The other 20 survived

Why did the plane crash. its pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the one bagpiper say to the other? Nothing, one cannot speak while playing the bagpipes.

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

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