- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a medical student who finishes last in his class? Doctor.

Roses are red, Bacon is red, Poems are hard, Bacon

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

Why didn't he finish his

What's 1 + 1? Fish. What's 2+2? Window. pie.

What's worrying about a middle-eastern man on a plane? The fact you are worrying about it.

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

42, that is all

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A fat guy. - Louis

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms.

What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

What did the blind man say to the deaf man? -Nothing, he doesn't know sign language.

Jimmy and Ted are racing each other at the end ov the street. Jimmy is taller and thinner but Ted has more endurance. Who wins the race? A: the drunk driver

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, it seem's that someone has been bathroom on my lawn. "Martha, I'm not cleaning this up"

What do you do when life hands you lemons? Such a statement assumes that life is an actual person, which is impossible. Thus, you do not need to concern yourself with what you must do when life hands you lemons.

What did the (real) wrestler say to the U.F.C guy? Probably something nice because most U.F.C fighters were wrestlers.

A woman walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, my water just broke." The doctor replies "Get off my carpet."

why did kyle and jake have sex? Because they were gay.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because the walk sign said to

What black and has children A black man

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

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