if a fat man in a red suit puts you in a bag at night. its not santa your getting raped

I scream You scream The police come It's awkward.

What did OJ Simpson say to the blonde? "Don't worry, I'm not going to murder you"

What did the man with Alzheimer's get for Christmas? Happy New Year!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

How do you stop a black kid from bouncing on the bed? Put Velcro on the cealing.

What did the munchy alzhemiers farmer say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators?

I may have alzheimer's but at least I don't have alzheimer's.

Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

Hitler

What's flying and eats rocks? A flying rock eater

Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

in soviet russia, cow milks you

A man walks into a bar and starts telling anti-jokes to his friend. His friend is a follower and laughs even though they aren't funny.

Why was the little girl crying? Her parents got divorced yesterday.

How many chairs does it take to screw a lightbulb? One, if you have enough lube.

Why didn't the blonde eat bacon? She was Jewish, and it was against her religion.

A baby seal walks into a club.

there is a mexican and a black guy in the back of a car, who is driving? The cop

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a load of bread.

I like to use vasoline during sex. I put it on the doorknob so she can't escape.

What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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