- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?....

roses are red violets are blue you know what? im sick and tired of this joke.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They were baked until the baker them until they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Why did the white man kill the black man? Because he was a racist that didn't care much for black people or their ways.

How many kids does Buzz Light Year have? To infinity and beyond!!

Q: What do you do when you meet someone new? A: You don`t know and expect me to do so? Get a life!

why was the boy's face burnt? a horrible accident involving a lighter and some hairspray

My grandpa asked me a very important question right before he kicked the bucket. Grandpa: Son, how far do you think I could kick this bucket?

What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

The Rock: What is your name? Jeff: My name is... The Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!

my captcha says : forkin chickens

Your mother is so fat. But I'm fine with it.

When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

Why do Native Americans own Casinos? Because it's a very profitable business situation.

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What do you call a black girl scout? A brownie

Marrage s like a card game. You start off with 2 hearts and 1 diamond. You end up wishing for a club and a spade!

Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

What's worse than getting shot in the face? Nothing really because that could leave you seriously handicapped for the remainder of your life or there is a good chance that you are dead.

How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot them in the head with a revolver.

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