Q: What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? A: They both have handlebars except for the duck!

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What's black, white, and red all over? The color scheme. Except for the black and white. They're shades.

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Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chu... Forget this, this is overused.

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Why did the monkey fall off the tree? It died.

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What did the dog say to the mouse? Cat

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Cleveland winning something

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A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

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what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

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a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

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A Sloth runs...

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Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

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what do you call a 2-foot blue scottishman named max? max

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A Priest, Rabbi, and a Minister walk into a bar... i forgot the rest of the joke, but your mothers a whore!

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? One, they're really capable people, unless they're handi-capped then they'll ask someone else to do it for them.

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A Jew walks into a furnace.. The bartender says "What'll you have?" The Jew wonders why there is a bartender in this furnace, then they die.

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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why did the boy get hit by a bus because he had ice cream.

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your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

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what's worse than a kitten scratching your arm? A dead baby scratching your arm...

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A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

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Rick santorum

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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