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what has two legs and is red all over? half a cat

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what is racecar backwards in reverse

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Why did the black guy get kicked out of school? Because he was poor academically.

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My kids are mistakes.

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What do you call the CEO of a successful company? Rich.

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what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

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A man killed himself.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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knock knock... who's there? your grandmother, now please let me in it's very cold outside. *you now proceed to open the door for your grandmother as she is elderly and you dont want her to freeze

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what's the best way to eat a dead baby? stewed into chili with jalepeno cheddar corn bread on the side

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Why are they the "living" daylights?

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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You're so fat, that a picture of you fell off the wall.

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Why did the gang jump a man for his blue jeep? Answer The gang wanted a blue jeep.

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what did the rooster get for his birthday? nothing

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SCENE: A prirate walks into a bar with the wheel of the ship attached to his pants. BARTENDER: Doesn't that hurt? PIRATE: Aye! It drives me nuts.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

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What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

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Knock knock! Who's there? Boo! Boo who? Aww, don't cry!

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because it was going to the destination he wanted to go to.

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Rishi is a funny guy, well he thinks he is. true story.

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What did my grandma tell me during a funeral? Nothing. It's her funeral. She's dead.

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A man finds a mysterious lamp on the side of the road. He picks it up, rubs it, and sells the lamp at a pawn shop for $10,000. The man paid off his credit card debt and was happy that he did not have to file for bankruptcy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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