- Anti Joke

How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? -A pilot

What did the Holocaust survivor say when asked about their memories in the deathcamps? A: I'd rather not think about it.

What do a book and a tractor have in common? Both are for driving, except the book.

~Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was dead. ~ ~Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was stapled to the monkey!!!

Q: Ask me how far have you gone with a girl? A: Mexico

Yo mama is an upstanding member of her community.

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

Why didn't the black man get the scholarship? Because he didn't apply for it.

I like it in the butt. - Tyler James Nehring. Call me if you want to give me the d. 863-670-1547

What's the cookie monster's favorite kind of cookie? Oreos

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A vast quantity of things.

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Whats worse than finding a real joke on anti-jokes? -Nothing

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

what's worse than getting raped the guy who raped you has aids

What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

Roses aren't Red and Violet aren't Blue, do you know why i even like you

Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.