what did the caterpillar say to the butterfly? Im gonna turn into you.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have AIDS we're dying together

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? with boomerangs

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not having an apple to find a worm im

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Our experimental treatment for Anterograde amnesia has failed. I will inform your family.

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is right behind 7 and he's naked.

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What's worse than a Holocaust in your apple? What.

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What was Billy for Halloween? A pirate

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What is stupid? I would say you but these jokes are worse.

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Whats better then having 10 fingers Having 11

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Why couldn't the girl swing on the swing set? She had no arms.

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Girl : What's a anti joke ? Boy : it's you .

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Why couldn't the kid eat candy? He had diabetes, so he could put himself in danger and possibly result in death which would leave the family torn apart and all committing suicide in a matter of 10 years.

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Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

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Stephen Hawkings viewed porn as a child

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If you have a large penis.give this joke a thumbs up. ( :

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Why did the surrealist go to the doctor? Knock Knock.

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what has four wheels and opens using a key? -a trunk on wheels

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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You're at a funeral & your phone goes off and the ringtone is dead and gone

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What is invisible and smells like carrots? The smell of Carrots. Pretty sure you can't see smells.

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Your momma's so fat that she has a body fat percentage of 37 and is clinically overweight.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because Suzy had no arms.

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Whys it so cold? Nuclear winter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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