- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Bees inside of your eyeballs.

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&Ms factory? Because she slapped the boss when he made a pass at her. Afterwhich she reported the incident to her Union and the boss was fired for Sexual Harassment. She was then rehired with a substantial increase in salary.

What's brown and dirty? Dirt.

Women.

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

Why did the police officer arrest the baseball player? He raped and murdered a thirteen year old girl.

Why are pineapples yellow? 82, piano, bomb, lamp!

What's black and hangs from a tree? A bat.

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why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

How do you kill two birds with one stone. You don't its not humanly possible because birds cannot be killed with rocks.

knock knock how there me ok come in

What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

Yo momma's so fat, she had a heart attack and is currently hospitalized.

Why is Kyle so gay. Nobody knows

I treat women like I treat dead bodies. With respect.

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

knock knock , who there ray, ray who , ray winstone , I am your daddy you'll get your perks.

What colour is chocolate? Brown.

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