- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call cheese that's not yours? cheese that you stole.

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What's worse than being a ginger? Being a soulless ginger

Why did the father not text back? He died in a car crash

heres a funny joke your momas so fat............

... i forgot the joke :p

Q: "How does a monkey hide in a jungle?", A:"Paint its balls red and sit in a cherry tree" , Q:"What is the loudest noise in the jungle?", A: "A native picking cherries"

What do animals eat at the beach? Sandwitches

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

what's black and white? everything. i'm a dog

How you your turn a trashcan into a semi-automatic AK-47? You don't. But ask the irishman who just said "hello" to you.

What's the difference between victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and the others were raped then killed.

roses are red violets are blue your sister is pretty what happend to u??

What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Why did the man's motorcycle not move when the street light turned green? Because it was a filing cabinet.

What's black, blue and smells like fish? A dead penguin.

What does the cookie monster and the blue man group have in common? They are both homosexually active

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

I have a dig bick . . . . . You have a dirty mind.

A woman walks into the living room while her husband is watching tv. The husband tells her "Make me a Sandwich", so she goes to the kitchen and makes him a sandwich like shes told to.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the king's horses and all the king's men, went and made an omelette.

Your momma is so dumb she has to have weekly tutoring to help understand finding the value of x in an equation.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano? Neither has he...

Why did the chicken was the boat see the genie yes but dog said meow? Last night when you were sleeping, I took a dump in your shoes and used your toothbrush to wipe my butt. Then I took your wallet and flushed down the toilet.

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