What did one pile of dirt say to the other pile of dirt?? You're dirty

whats funny about female tennage life? SELF HARM OOOOO YEAHHHH

What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow" you don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement.

Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

Why did the car stop? The driver had a stroke

I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

what did the wall say to the floor? nothing interior structure supports do not talk

What happened to your face? I walked into a tree

How do you get a blond to fall over? Shoot her with a shotgun.

Person 1: Hey how's your day? Person 2: Good Person 1: Cool

When will racism end? When everyone's dead.

What job did the black man apply for?.. Several, its a downward economy.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Knock Knock Who's there The military. We're under attack. The military we're under attack who? Dinos

Chrysanthemums our orange violettes are musical

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

You know what me and Bill Cosby have in common? Katie..

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

A white person at Harvard

A man was walking along and got his legs shot off. He then proceeded to calm his wife and children and buy a wheelchair.

Yo momma so fat that they've diagnosed her with type 2 diabetes and she has an extremely elevated risk of heart disease. You should really encourage her to try and eat better and get more exercise.

Roses-are-red violets-are-blue Justin's-for -me Not-for-u if-by-chance u-take-my-place I'll-grad-fist &-smash-ur-face

Parents were talking about a particular whore house and tries to keep it secret to their son. Father: Bob and I saw the house near the river, its a whore house full of prostitutes. Mother: Shhh! Our son is listening. The Son enters the room. Son: Don't mind me, I know that area. Both parents were angry: So you've been there!? Don't deny, you know! Son: Just because I know doesn't mean I've been there. I know the moon has less gravity but I haven't been there.

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