Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

A duck walks into a bar.... Animal control is swiftly called and the duck is relocated to a nearby park.

It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

What's gray and comes in buckets? An elephant

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the boy fall off of his bike? He was hit by falling koalas.

Knock knock Who's there? No Who is over there

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

Why did little Timmy start crying? Because he was shot.

Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? One has a complex circulatory system the other is a pizza.

Q: What do you get when you stand a blonde on her head? A: HORSE DICK

Doctor: Knock, Knock Woman: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting Doctor Woman: Interupt- Doctor: You have cancer

How many women does it take to drive a car? One. She had a sex change.

Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

I dont hate you Lets just say if you were on fire and i had water id drink it

what do all 21 year olds have in common? there all 21

Why were Jews discriminated against for thousands of years? They weren't supposed to. Jews are people just like you and me. And for every ignorant person out there that hates Jews, you better watch your back because God is watching you.

Your mumma is so stupid her IQ is 40.

Why was the mexican being lazy? Because he lead a very successful life and retired early and now can enjoy the luxury of the finer things in life.

How do you drown a black man? You refuse to help him due to your pride and therefore you are no longer a decent member of society.

CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

What you reading? reading?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was Friday night (or Halloween or St. Patty's Day) and the chicken was at a party. He got totally drunk, and then got the bright idea that it would be okay to drive home. On a rural two-lane highway, his vehicle careened into the oncoming traffic lane, and then the ditch, thus crossing the road. Fortunately, he walked away with only a few scratches. However, he was cited for wreckless driving, and got a DUI as well.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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