- Anti Joke

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&Ms factory? Because she slapped the boss when he made a pass at her. Afterwhich she reported the incident to her Union and the boss was fired for Sexual Harassment. She was then rehired with a substantial increase in salary.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

knock knock how there me ok come in

Why is Kyle so gay. Nobody knows

How do you kill two birds with one stone. You don't its not humanly possible because birds cannot be killed with rocks.

Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

Yo momma's so fat, she had a heart attack and is currently hospitalized.

I treat women like I treat dead bodies. With respect.

What's faster a hungry black guy or a car? A car

knock knock , who there ray, ray who , ray winstone , I am your daddy you'll get your perks.

What did the homeless children get for christmas? Hypothermia

What colour is chocolate? Brown.

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do the Holocaust and Jeff Dunham have in common? they're both hilarious

Whats the greatest part of buttsex the refrigerators

Oh you expected a funny joke? Oh well

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

What happen when you put a Ciara and a Charlie together? They have sex.

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Bees inside of your eyeballs.