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Why are Asians good at math? Because coincidentally many are interested in it and study a lot.

What's black and white and red all over? Two biracial gay guys boning a can of paint...

bar man a walks a into...DYSLEXIA IS NOT FUNNY.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow who, unlike his quiet friends back on the farm, enjoys to speak when others are nearly finished with their sentence.

What did the Mexican parents name their first born son? Nobody knows. He was adopted by a nice family due to the fact that his biological parents were murdered in cold blood. His foster parents named him Kevin.

what the **** is wrong with kieran scotts forhead!

Yo momma's so fat she is now a sponsor for Jenny Craig after joining the program and loosing almost a 100 pounds. So I suppose she isn't too fat anymore.

Why do you put a baby in a blender face up? To see the expression on its face

how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

What has three eyes, scales, seventeen stomachs, and can produce milk? Nothing. Nature has not yet evolved any animal to these specifications.

What's better than winning $5000 a week for life?! Winning any larger sum of money a week for life, and sex.

Why doesn't Rosa Parks eat bacon? Because she's dead.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

if a chcken lays an eggg what happens? a baby bird comes out

watch me nae nae

A midget walks into a bar. No one cares.

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

WHATS A SHIT HOLE MOUNTNORRIS !!!!!!!!!!

What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue. Wouldn't want to be caught in the crossfire.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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