Uhh, yeah, some of it, I mean people never looked me in the eyes on the buss really, I dunno,if you think I am pretty maybe it is just your opinion or something, but thanks, you are hones and its nice. Never been out drinking, I am you know, kinda nerdy, I just prefer hanging out with friends at home.

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What is brown red and white? I don't know, that's why I asked you

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r u smart..... or ur black

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What did the white father tell his mexicon son and his wife as he left for work bye

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What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

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Why do women wear deodorant and makeup? Because they're ugly and they stink.

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How did the old man keep the kids off his lawn? By molesting their Moms.

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What's worse than the holocaust? I'm a zebra so what is the holocaust.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

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Why don't carrot tops souls ? They just don't

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A Cadillac Escalade ran off a cliff with 4 black man in it. What's wrong with this? The Cadillac could hold 6 people.

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Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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What do you get if you cross a canine and a sheep? A Sheepdog. What do you get if you cross a cat and a dog? You fucking stupid? It cant be done!

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The 8 year old in my trunk

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Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

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Why did the mexican cross the road? His drugs were on the other side.

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police your son died in a car crash.

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A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

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Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

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What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

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A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

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A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

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Why can't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? Because it takes years of hard training to accomplish such a remarkable feat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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