(for comedians) I went to a coffee shop the other day. I ordered a coffee then sat down. Behind me there were two people talking. I didn't eves drop because it's impolite so I drank my coffee and left.

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Tunechi

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what happens when u mix a car, a blimp and a plane? I don't know.

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An Irish guy, a black guy, and an Asian guy walk into a bar. They all caught the plague and died.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

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What did the heart attack victim say? Call 911, I'm having chest pains. yeah, your anti-jokes are this funny....

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yo mamas so cruchy people might mistake her for a cheeto!

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Santa isn't real.

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Why doesn't Lebron James have any rings? Cuz he didn't win a championship.

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Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

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Whats worse than not coming up with an original anti joke? Nothing.

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roses are red violets are blue your sister is pretty what happend to u??

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Two pretzels were walking down the street. One was assaulted. The other, witnessing what he'd seen, developed a harsh stereotype.

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Why was Jessica sad? She had just recently run over a few newborn puppies with her car.

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What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.

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Teagan Doherty, stop making jokes, thanks

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What is the best invention ever? Taking a crap reverse. So you can enjoy a nice bowl of aids.

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Why did the ship crash into Italy? Because a woman took over driving it!

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What's the difference between and elephant and a banana? An elephant is grey.

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A blind guy walks into a bar because he can't see.

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What did the skeleton say when he was horny? Nothing. Skeletons are not living and therefore cannot be horny.

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Why was the women's basketball player laughed at. The slippery floor caused her to stumble and fall.

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What job did the black man apply for?.. Several, its a downward economy.

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Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

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