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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the king's horses and all the king's men, went and made an omelette.

A woman walks into the living room while her husband is watching tv. The husband tells her "Make me a Sandwich", so she goes to the kitchen and makes him a sandwich like shes told to.

I have a dig bick . . . . . You have a dirty mind.

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano? Neither has he...

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks have herbivorous diet mainly consisting of wild grasses, berries, as well as agricultural crops when they are available.

Your momma is so dumb she has to have weekly tutoring to help understand finding the value of x in an equation.

What do you call a bloody Jewish guy nailed to a piece of wood. Jesus

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Several occupants leave as they realise the danger of the large animal.

what did the big chimney say to the little chimney ?? your to young to smoke

once upon a time joey was on a roller coaster. Joey fell off the roller coaster and died.

roses are red violets are blue my poems mite be ugly and so are u

A black man has 100 problems. on his AP calculus test.

What is brown and sticky? Syrup.

When you give your homecoming date flowers, you're really handing them a bouquet of sex organs

Why did my mom smell bad. Because she is a corpse and has been dead for some days now

What did the homeless man say to his friends? He doesn't have any friends.

Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

Three men went into a bar; one was blind, another deaf and the third was mute. The blind guy said "Did you SEE that?" The deaf guy said "WHAT?" And the mute said "...."

What would Michael Jackson do if he were in a room full of kids? Nothing, he's dead.

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