- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

If life throws you melons, maybe you are hitting the melons.

I see said the blind man to his deaf wife as his crippled son pushed him in his wheelchair.

Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

why do people take pictures in the bathroom? because they just got done taking a crap and they wanna see if they lost weight.

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

Why was the school field trip cancelled? The Holocaust.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why couldn't the black man swim. Because he had never been taught.

Why did the boy get hit by the ice cream truck? The driver of the ice cream truck was drunk

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No-one because that's not feasible.

What did the parrot say to the dumb man? Nothing

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Last guy is a Joke thief Love, T.R.

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A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

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