Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

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What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

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A white person at Harvard

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A panda walks into a bar. He eats but then is tranquilized and taken back to the zoo.

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Did you hear about the absent minded professor that tried to change the tire on his pickup truck? He forgot to lock the jack and the truck crushed his head like and egg shell.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy. You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy, who?

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yo mama so fat that when she jumped on her tempurpedic mattress the wine did spill

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I scream You scream The police come It's awkward.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

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F? No k

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Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

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Why is the sky blue? You like men.

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What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virgian Hawk

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What did the Holocaust survivor say when asked about their memories in the deathcamps? A: I'd rather not think about it.

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Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

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A man violently raped a small child. Unfortunately the child had aids and gave them to the man.

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What do you call 200 black people dead in the ocean? It's a start.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stuck on a desert island together. They eventually succumb to dehydration and heat exhaustion. They lasted five days.

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Why did the little girl cry when she fell off the slide? Because when she fell she hit the dirt ground, cause dust to fly into the air, he eyes started to water in response to keep her eyes from being damaged. The slide however, was taken down, too many children had been hurt while playing on it. The community is now pooling money together in order to build a new playground.

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What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

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Anti Joke

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