- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Delaware? A coat.

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

whats green at the bottom of a hole and covered in cookie crumbs a girl scout run over by a truck

Autism speaks but not really

Knock knock! Who's there? A bottle of beer. No thanks, I've been sober for 15 years.

What do people say when a dyslesic person scores a goal in soccer good job that was a nice goal

what do you get when you see jonny cry-a monkey lol

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Did you hear about the mail man without a mail truck? He walked

why cant monkeys swim? cause they dont have staberlizers.

Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup! That's not a fly, it's a gnat.

roses are red and have big balls woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Hey. I have to ask you a serious question. Okay. what? You can only answer with yes or no. Okay what is it? Do your parents know your gay? .....

What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad seen that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

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What did the black man in a white 2007 Jeep Wrangler when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

My mate mated with my mate's mate. mated of course meaning fucked.

Donald Trump

What's black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

whats brown and sticky? shit

How do you get a blind man out of a tree? Yes.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? It had no legs.

a woman came back from a long vacation, one of her male employes noticed that her breast were much larger, "wow, did you get a boob job?" he asked. she replied "no i have breast cancer"

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