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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

A man goes to a doctor and says , "My arm hurts in 3 places." the doctor says, "Dont go to those places.

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A man walks into a bar. Wait, no, it was a horse. A man walks into a horse

What do you call an Arab on an airplane? A passenger.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

why did the ginger cross the road to go to hell

Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

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What did the teacher do? He taught.

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Why don't chicken wear underwear? Because their peckers are on their face

Why did schlomo fall off the swing He lost balance because Muslims threatened to kill him

* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

How much booze did the homeless man drink? All of it. He is severely depressed.

Man frantically runs into a bar, he suffers brain damage and cannot remember anything about his life. Though he tries to make everything go back to the way it once was, he and his wife grow distant and their family falls apart.

Did you hear about the cannibal who ate the Olympic record sprinter? He's in prison for first-degree murder & crimes against humanity.

When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

Roses are red Violets are blue Who is your daddy And what does he do?

There once was an X from place B, Who satisfied predicate P, Then X did thing A, In a specified way, Resulting in circumstance C.

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a statue of Mitt Romney? The statue doesn't change its position.

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