What's the difference between Jews and Germans? Jews are allowed to have an opinion about the Holocaust and hoot and holler and threaten anyone who has a different opinion than they. The sad, anti-joke part of this is that most morons will actually support this tyrannical bullying behavior. Also, special taxes against Germans that they're not allowed to have a problem with. I guess slavery is okay if you're White.

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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Q:How do you know if you have a big enough oven? A: If the jew fits

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you're mommas so fat that her doctor says she is morbitly obese and may die of a heart failure later in life

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what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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Why was Sally's dad crying? Because Sally got raped. Why was Sally crying? Her dad raped her.

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What do you call a donkey on Christmas? a donkey.

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What is white and cannot jump? A refridgerator.

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every cloud has a silver lining

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My daughter is dying of AIDS.

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Why did a boy fall off the swing at a playground? He did not have any arms.

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split your ass cheek

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Knock knock. *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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jumping jelly beans theirs a snake in my booties,, ooooooo har har ya ya youve got that one thing baby peace love and applesauce baby!!!!1

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Why did the giant frog attack the party goers with a ballistic missile? oh where tos tart...it's, just such a long story, I don't really know where to begin, in fact it's probably better if you just take my word for it, no need to go into details. we just don't have time for that now.

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What did the mental patient say to the apple? Hi, my name is Chris.

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I've got ninety-nine problems, all of them very diverse and possibly involving women.

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What's funnier than diarrhoea? Cancer What's funnier than cancer? The holocaust

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What did the girl without arms get for her birthday? A pair of gloves.

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What do you call two dog? dogs

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what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daisies are yellow Trust me, I'm a florist.

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Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

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