whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: a pizza is a food that was created in italy and is regularly eaten daily around the world and a jew is a religion that is constantly criticized and made fun of because they are different.

Why does an actor enjoy his work so much? Because it’s all play.

What do you call white people that live in a trailer park? Residents.

What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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Where did a homeless man find his easter eggs? In the bin.

Whats white and looks like a bunny? a rabbit

Why is the sky blue? I don't know I thought you knew

what has 4 legs three eyes and a horn? a:yo mama

Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms

What did little Mindy Granger find on her paper route? Human teeth.

Get off my porch.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why did Alex die? He choked on a semi truck

My girlfriend once told me " Life is like a penis, it's hard."

Knock knock Who there? A mute Bullshit

Why was the man waiting at the bus stop? He was on his way to work

What do you call a man with an Eye patch and no arms? Names.

An Irish man walks into his home and orders a drink.

There are 3 types of people in this world, those who can count to potato and those who can't.

If life gives you lemons your hallucinating

What did the ginger say to the blond? Hello, what is your name?

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought one of them would have seen it.

Did you hear about the guy who fell out of the stands at the ranger game? He died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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