What do you do with a dead black man? Respect his final wishes and provide him with proper funeral services.

What's the difference between a Corvette and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

its snowing on mount fuji

What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

the old man fell down the stairs and broke his leg, he then went to the hospital and got a cast. later that day he went home and ate soup

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

What's worse than 10 babies in one trash can? One baby in 10 trash cans.

A blonde, a Brunette and a Redhead walk into a bar. They all buy a drink and talk about their days.

hi do you like guitars? cool i dont

What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

Oh you expected a funny joke? Oh well

what do the Holocaust and Jeff Dunham have in common? they're both hilarious

I can count to potato.

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

What does a black guy do to a white girl when the lights go off and there's a bed in the room? They go to sleep so they can have enough energy to work their two jobs and provide for their family after they've been evicted from their home.

Whats the greatest part of buttsex the refrigerators

What Can't You See and Stinks A Fart.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

What happen when you put a Ciara and a Charlie together? They have sex.

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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