- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

Why was the little boy's hair messed up on picture day? Because he was brutally stabbed in the face.

What was the Latino man doing on my laptop? He was my friend and he had asked me first. He was also ordering a computer on amazon for himself.

Hey! What dhujv hushichk jgdwrggy man? Go home Sally, you're drunk

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Therefore no one knew why his name was Fuzzy Wuzzy.

What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

What's black, blue, and red all over? A baby after I kill it

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

What happened to Kurt Cobain? He committed suicide. He shot himself in the head with a shotgun and then he died.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

its funny cuz i laughed!

Ron Paul for President!

What do you call two black guys holding up a store? Really strong.

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

What do you call a blonde surgeon? Not stereotypical

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? The entire population.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

What did a policeman say to his belly? Nothing. Because he knows his belly is incapable of speech.

SKnock Knock. Whose there? Why don't you open the door and find out instead of questioning the millions of other people that knock on your door everyday?

Roses are red but violets arent blue!!!!!

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