How do you make a girl wet? Throw her in the pool

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whats worse than biting your apple and finding a worm? WWII.

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How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head under water until water gets into her lungs and she cant breathe.

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John went to the shop to purchase a can of coca cola. He left the shop with a can of coca cola.

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Q: What did the man ask the waiter when he was seated at Cracker Barrel? A: May I please have more golf tees?

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a man is bussy at work, when he gets called by his doctor. YOUR WIFE IS HAVING A BABY! the doctor yells. so the man runs to his car, drives home like a madman, and arrives home with his doctor holding the newborn in his arms. "congratulations" the doctor says "it's a boy" the man takes the baby in his arms and says: "but, this child is black!" his wife cheated on him and the familly breaks appart

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Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

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Why did the fish cross the road? Because fish don't have legs and can't walk anywhere

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What is the difference between Boyscouts and Jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

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Your all fags

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who do hannah morgan and bonnie do in their free time? ANTI JOKEZ

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Why Was Did Jill Cross The Road? She Needed To Get To Work.

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A flea walks into a bar. Nobody notices because it is a very small insect

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How do you get a fat man to drop a brownie? Make fun of him until he kills himself, and then drops the brownie.

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Womens rights !

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What do you call a horse with no legs? Useless.

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How do you get a hot blonde to do your laundry? At knife point.

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If you're having Kony problems, I feel bad for you son. He's stolen 99 kids and your posters saved none.

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Q: "How does a monkey hide in a jungle?", A:"Paint its balls red and sit in a cherry tree" , Q:"What is the loudest noise in the jungle?", A: "A native picking cherries"

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Why did the black man cross the road? Black people don't exist.

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A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He got hurt.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Teacher- And that is why the Pythagorean theorem only works for RIGHT triangles. Any questions? Student- I like grapes.

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How do you stop a rhino from charging? Kill it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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