Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Hey! What dhujv hushichk jgdwrggy man? Go home Sally, you're drunk

thumb_up thumb_down -17

What was the Latino man doing on my laptop? He was my friend and he had asked me first. He was also ordering a computer on amazon for himself.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Therefore no one knew why his name was Fuzzy Wuzzy.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

why did kyle and jake have sex? Because they were gay.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

why was it sad that 3 men were crossing rail road tracks in a toyota and got hit by a train? they ruined the Toyota

thumb_up thumb_down -19

What is green and has wheels A blue bucket, I lied about the green and the wheels

thumb_up thumb_down -19

How did the old man keep the kids off his lawn? By molesting their Moms.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

What's worse than the holocaust? I'm a zebra so what is the holocaust.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Why did the chicken refuse to cross the road? Yo dawg, dat chicken saw dat hoe Sally crossin da road, dat biatch got hit wit a fridge. Dat chicken was like "hell naw, yall must be trippin, i aint finna die over dat shiet homie, peace!"

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Knock, knock! Who's there? your enemy your enemy who? your nemesis who was brutally raped and murdered last nigh.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

A helicopter was flying around above Seattle when an electrical malfunction disabled all of the aircraft's electronic navigation and communications equipment. Due to the clouds and haze, the pilot could not determine the helicopter's position. The pilot saw a tall building, flew toward it, circled, and held up a handwritten sign that said "WHERE AM I?" in large letters. People in the tall building quickly responded to the aircraft, drew a large sign, and held it in a building window. Their sign said "YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER." The pilot smiled, waved, looked at his map, determined the course to steer to SEATAC airport, and landed safely. After they were on the ground, the copilot asked the pilot how he had done it. "I knew it had to be the Microsoft Building, because they gave me a technically correct but completely useless answer."

thumb_up thumb_down -19

TWATFROST HOLOCOSTME sOME MONEY TO GET A BOOB JOB HAHAHAHA BALOWJOB

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Uhh, yeah, some of it, I mean people never looked me in the eyes on the buss really, I dunno,if you think I am pretty maybe it is just your opinion or something, but thanks, you are hones and its nice. Never been out drinking, I am you know, kinda nerdy, I just prefer hanging out with friends at home.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is random Microwave

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Knock Knock Who's there? its the police mam your son has been killed by a hit and run driver, the driver was an alcohol

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Why did the black man go to church? Because his father died.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Why do women wear deodorant and makeup? Because they're ugly and they stink.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops