What's worse than being a ginger? Being a soulless ginger

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what do you call cheese that's not yours? cheese that you stole.

Why did the father not text back? He died in a car crash

... i forgot the joke :p

heres a funny joke your momas so fat............

Sometimes sentences just don't end the way that you think they potato

Q: "How does a monkey hide in a jungle?", A:"Paint its balls red and sit in a cherry tree" , Q:"What is the loudest noise in the jungle?", A: "A native picking cherries"

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

How you your turn a trashcan into a semi-automatic AK-47? You don't. But ask the irishman who just said "hello" to you.

What do animals eat at the beach? Sandwitches

what's black and white? everything. i'm a dog

What does the cookie monster and the blue man group have in common? They are both homosexually active

Why did the man's motorcycle not move when the street light turned green? Because it was a filing cabinet.

What's black, blue and smells like fish? A dead penguin.

What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

roses are red violets are blue your sister is pretty what happend to u??

What's the difference between victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and the others were raped then killed.

What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

I have a dig bick . . . . . You have a dirty mind.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the king's horses and all the king's men, went and made an omelette.

A woman walks into the living room while her husband is watching tv. The husband tells her "Make me a Sandwich", so she goes to the kitchen and makes him a sandwich like shes told to.

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

What do you call a bloody Jewish guy nailed to a piece of wood. Jesus

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