Billy: hey dave, wanna hear a joke? Dave: what? Billy: oh yeah, you are deaf.

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If life gives you lemons, keep them because hey, free lemons

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phone and phone charger were talking to each other suddenly a massive hand swopped down to the charger and another hand came down and grabbed the phone they both started screeming so the hand stabbed the phone with the phone charger so the phone said... ALL I DID WAS SCREEM (RANDOMZZZ) (L.W)

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What did the (real) wrestler say to the U.F.C guy? Probably something nice because most U.F.C fighters were wrestlers.

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Why did the man suddenly burst into flames in room. The room was dark, so he lit a match. It turns out there was hydrogen in the room and when fire touches hydrogen, it sets on fire.

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yes... that's the joke

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because blind people aren't allowed to drive in the United States.

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Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a banana.

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why does jake have so many guns? hes compensating

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A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

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Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

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How do you keep black people from hanging around in your front yard? Hang them in the back..

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So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

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Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

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Roses are red, Violets are blue At least that's what I've been told But honestly I've never seen those flowers so I wouldn't know.

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Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

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Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkly? Because if they were small, round, and white, they would be called 'asprin'.

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I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

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Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

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Did you know there is a whole country occupied with twins? It's called China

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have you ever heard of the mexican that went to college...no...oh me neither

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charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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