Knock Knock Who's there The military. We're under attack. The military we're under attack who? Dinos

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How do you talk to a mentally challenged person? You use words in a sequential order that would make sense grammatically

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Why is Islam the fastest growing religion? Because black people breed like rats.

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Your mom's so old she sometimes uses outdated racial slurs loudly in public. It can get pretty embarrassing.

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What does a bartender say to almost all of his customers? May I please see your I.D.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

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An asian man and his friend walk into a bar. They both order a few drinks and drink them responsibly. They then pay for their drinks, and drive home to their loving families.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the slaughter-house.

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Roses-are-red violets-are-blue Justin's-for -me Not-for-u if-by-chance u-take-my-place I'll-grad-fist &-smash-ur-face

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A black, jew, mexican, and american are on the boat. The boat begins to sink. As an idea, they all throw stuff off the boat to try to stay afloat. The black throws off cotton, the jew throws off yamakas, and the mexican throws off sombreros. Then, the american throws off the mexican because there are too many in his country. The mexican drowns. The boat still sinks and the american goes to hell while the other go to heaven.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 42

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

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who's sexually attracted to bones? James Cornish

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Why do guys love to wrestle? They like to have physical contact with other men.

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- Knock knock - Excuse me, I don't have time, my house is on fire ! - We're the firemen.

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A man orders chinese food. His wife says "Honey, where's the cat?"

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Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

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If you rape a prostitute is it shop lifting?

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Why can't a black guy be the King of England? He's not in line for it.

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Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

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What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman

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What did Chuck Norris say when he saw a cop -Hi

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you know whats funny... nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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