Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one who? Cares.

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When I walk in the rain, I get wet

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Friends are like snowflakes When you pee on them they disappear

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I hate it when I try to put my gun on safety but I accidentally shoot u a school full of kid.

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What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

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roses are red,violets are blue,faces like yours belong in a zoo,but don't worry i'll be there to,not in a cage but laughing at you!

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Why did the Spice Girls stop performing? They mutually agreed to stop performing.

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What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

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Why does the St. Johns River flow north? Because Georgia Sucks.

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If your scared of paedophiles..... grow up

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What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

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never bring a knife to a gun fight. bring a sword.

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Gun Control

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Nobody doesn't like Sarah Lee. There are no humans, at all, anywhere in the world, who do not like Sarah Lee. None. Not even one. They do not exist in reality. Everyone likes Sarah Lee. Everyone.

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I saw 2 jews talking. I threw in a penny and watched them fight to the death. I did the same with 2 catholic preasts exept I threw in a baby boy

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Your mother called last night. She wants her recipe back.

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Two black guys jump off a bridge..who lands first? They would land at the same time due to earths gravity acting on them both with an equal force.

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Why is McDonalds bad for you? Because their is so much fat in all its products, and contains many calories.

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Whats red and bad for your teeth? A brick Courtesy of: http://samsjokeoftheweek.moonfruit.com/

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A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone dropped a refrigerator on her. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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hy-way is-way is-thay oke-jay pelled-say eird-way? ecause-bay its-way in-way IGLATIN-PAY

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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What did the Bishop say to the pebble? Wash my car

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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