- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats funny about female tennage life? SELF HARM OOOOO YEAHHHH

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Abbie shaved her arse today....then it smiled at me

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They were baked until the baker them until they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he's a pussy.

What's worse than a bee sting? Getting shot in the head

why did katy fall off her bike?

What's a Guy Gotta Do? -Usher

Why do women live longer? Once they're sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

A dying man walked into a shop and started to look at the clothing on display. Then he died.

A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

Q: Where did little Suzie go during the bombing? A:Everywhere

Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

Q. Why is me question not funny? A. Because there is no point to it.

you know what ice cream's made out of, right? milk.

What's the difference between a black man and a park seat? A park seat can support a family

Roses are red, Violets are red, Holy crap, the garden's on fire.

What do you do when someone tries to rob you at gunpoint Well first thing you have to do is think why am I in this situation? Then what can I do to avoid this again Finally think about how you're going to pay your medical bill. You were to busy thinking, to notice you just got shot and robbed.

What did the guy who dropped his iPhone do? He went out and bought a knew one.

So three nazis walk into a B.A.R

hey do you eat out a woman properly? you cook her first and then eat her. -jeffery dahmers

how do you scare a mexican? You dress up as a bar of soap.

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