Two muffins are baking in an oven. What does one say to the other? Nothing. They are both inanimate objects and can't speak.

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I am reading the Terms of Service, however I don't fully agree with it's contents.

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Whats worse than burning jews? jews that are alive

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Why, apples are the optimum environment for the worm species, offering a stable temperature with the efficiency of nutrition and comortable value, therefore in reality finding a worm in your apple is a healthy suggestion that the Global Warming effects on Earth have not yet affected the ever increasing innocent worm population.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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whats funny about female tennage life? SELF HARM OOOOO YEAHHHH

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They were baked until the baker them until they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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tom pauling

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Breast cancer.

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Abbie shaved her arse today....then it smiled at me

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What's worse than a bee sting? Getting shot in the head

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because he's a pussy.

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What's a Guy Gotta Do? -Usher

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why did katy fall off her bike?

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Why do women live longer? Once they're sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

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A dying man walked into a shop and started to look at the clothing on display. Then he died.

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This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

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A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

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Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

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Q. Why is me question not funny? A. Because there is no point to it.

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you know what ice cream's made out of, right? milk.

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Q: Where did little Suzie go during the bombing? A:Everywhere

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Holy crap, the garden's on fire.

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