- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy get hit by the ice cream truck? The driver of the ice cream truck was drunk

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

why do people take pictures in the bathroom? because they just got done taking a crap and they wanna see if they lost weight.

I see said the blind man to his deaf wife as his crippled son pushed him in his wheelchair.

Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

If life throws you melons, maybe you are hitting the melons.

I advise you, don't mess with me, I know karate, kung fu,judo, tae kwon do, jujitsu, and 28 other dangerous words.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

Last guy is a Joke thief Love, T.R.

Ayy mon, come smoke dis weed wit ma

Did you hear about the man who lost his whole left side of his body? He has been taken to hospital and is in a critical state where his right side of his body can not be joined together. This is life threatning and he is now not able to walk

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No-one because that's not feasible.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

Why couldn't the black man swim. Because he had never been taught.

Why was the school field trip cancelled? The Holocaust.

What did the parrot say to the dumb man? Nothing

Why did the bones cross the road? They didn't, the dogs ate them.

Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

Why did the frog cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

why does god like Justin Bieber? He can't god doesn't like the devil.

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