why did the grinch steal christmas? The grinch had a rough childhood. he had an abusive father and a crack cocaine addicted mother, and as a result, the grinch never got a christmas of his own. The grinch steals the happiness of christmas from the who's becuase his horrible childhood has caused him to take his anger out on everyone around him, because the grinch believes that this will make up for his depressing childhoofd

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A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!! Everybody A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!!

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Why did the boy in a wheelchair cry? His mum just got shot in front of his eyes.

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whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

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Who were the fastest readers of all time? The victims of 9/11. They went through over 87 stories in less than 2 1/2 minutes.

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What dies but was never living? The hopes and dreams of small children.

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A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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Knock knock Knock knock Knock knock I have outsimers Wait why am i here?

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Why did the tree stay home from school? Because, trees don't have school.

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This is the concept of anti-joke.

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your dad's gay. just let that sink in.

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What you reading? reading?

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How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

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Why did the pony go to the Doctor's? It had Horse AIDS.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a rapist.

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How many times can the Frenchman cheat on his wife? I don't know.

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You ever hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither has she.

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*Pretend your an orphan] Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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What did the onion say to the the the other other onion Ima cut you fool and make yall cry

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whats the only concert you can get into for 45 cents? a 50 cent concert featuring Nickelback

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your mom died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was a red light and it was his turn to cross.

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A Chinese man walks into a bar. With his thick accent, he finds it difficult to order drinks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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