A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

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I wont say I got much money, but neither do I need it, just be honest to me, because if you lie, every advice I give you, could cost you or me everything, our lives, our families... Collateral damage is a term used very often and lightly ever since 9/11

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man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

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The chicken crossed the road.

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Knock knock Who's there . I said who's there. Sadly this poor man didn't understand he had just been door bell ditched.

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Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench A: The NBA

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What does Mr. Newell have? - Diabetes. Mr. Newell has diabetes.

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Why did the old man get wet even though he was using an umbrella? Because it didn't save from falling off the bridge.

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Yo mamma is so fat her blood type is RAGU

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why did the skeleton drop his juice? Because he has no stomach LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

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Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

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What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

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Why are there so many black men in the NBA? Because they trained hard and practiced regularly to get there..

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why did the goat go up the ladder? because its ladder goat

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Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

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A: If you were stranded on an island and you could only have one thin, what would it be? B: A boat A: That makes sense

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what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

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What's the difference between Jews and Germans? Jews are allowed to have an opinion about the Holocaust and hoot and holler and threaten anyone who has a different opinion than they. The sad, anti-joke part of this is that most morons will actually support this tyrannical bullying behavior. Also, special taxes against Germans that they're not allowed to have a problem with. I guess slavery is okay if you're White.

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Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

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What do you call a mulsim that tattles on you for vandilising muslim propaganda Target Practice

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