what did God say when He saw a black man? Oops I urnt one.

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How do black guys say hi to each other? Hi.

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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What do you call a sleeping bull? Don't call him anything and back away slowly.

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What do you do after a murder kills your entire family? Nothing, he killed you too

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knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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The day the forces of light fight the forces of darkness, we will all live in darkness no matter who wins. Pure darkness will not allow you to see. Pure light will blind you.

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You know your in deep shit when you hit somebody in the head with a 2 by 4 and they dont go down.

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how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

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What do squirrels and Justin bieber have in common? Everything.

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Yo mama's fat.

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Why did Helen Kelley's dog run away I'd run away to if my name was. Ughgughgughgiggughfufh.

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A Native American walks into a bar. The bartender notes that this is statistically unlikely because Native Americans are part of a small minority in the local area, but is accepting of all people so still serves him a drink.

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Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

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Yo momma so fat, she has large amount of fat deposited in her body

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Why didn't the cab driver pick up the black man? Because the cab driver already had a passenger and it would be unprofessional to pick up another person.

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Roses are red violets are blue come on love show me you boobs/by kw

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Q: knok knok A: Im home

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Q: What's funnier than a baby in a blender? A: A baby in a clownsuit in a blender.

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How do you scare a Jew Hold your lighter up and blow out the flame and I've toward him real slowly and see how much drama he'll cause

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why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted AIDS

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Boo." "I don't know anyone by that name. Please go away." -Louis

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man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

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I wont say I got much money, but neither do I need it, just be honest to me, because if you lie, every advice I give you, could cost you or me everything, our lives, our families... Collateral damage is a term used very often and lightly ever since 9/11

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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