Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

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Yesterday I was diagnosed with Depression... It made me sad.

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What do you call an englishman who wakes up in Africa Confused

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If a tree falls down in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does God exist?

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What did the black kid get for christmas? A wii with duel contollers and a 2 year insurance for it incase it gets robbed or damaged

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You shove her off the bed

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 7 ate 9.

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Whats worse then the quote "Do it, hit her!" The quote "Do it, Hitler!"

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What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

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ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE!? YES I AM, AH! ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE?! The judge did not find the Elton John song worthy of negating the statuary rape charges and sentenced him to nine years in jail.

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Whats more painful than falling onto a sharp stone? Suffering the loss of your mother and newborn brother in a tragic car accident on your birthday.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have down syndrome duh dusfy druah

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Hi, how are you doing? Good how about yourself? Fine, thanks. Nice weather we're having Yeah, not too bad Have a nice day You too

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How did Jane fall off the swing? Jane had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Jane.

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Whats the difference between a sack of babies and a sandwich? A Sand which floats when you put it into a large body of water.

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why did the girl say what's up. she wanted to know what they were doing

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Knock Knock Who's There? The police- we are sorry to inform you that your wife and only child was killed in a brutal car accident earlier this evening, We offer our condolences.

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A girl asked for lip balm. She put some on and her lips exploded.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There I no road.

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? Well, he's dead.

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whats the only concert you can get into for 45 cents? a 50 cent concert featuring Nickelback

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When is a door not a door? When your burns down.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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