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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Jewish man sad? His wife was brutally murdered, His chilren raped, Parents stabbed horrifically and stuffed with turtles and the doctor just informed him that he had cancer and was due to die 17 minutes ago.

whos gay rusty kohlen hit him up on facebook!

yo mamma so fat she got pied to be the Olympic swimming pool

A black person walks out of KFC

Did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory? I don't remember how it goes... by the way, did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory?

Q: What's long and brown? A: The unemployment line.

Domonic is a gay homo!!!!!!!!!!!! Vagina

A man adopts an orphan. He waits till the child is a teenager to tell the news. He then commits suicide as to scar the child emotionally for the rest of its life.

your mommas so fat i like fat cows is she home?

what did the fat guy say to the girl ill make fun of you because i have bigger tits than you

so 3 guys walk into a bar.....the 4th one ducks

Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

- What's the difference between a squirrel? - It can neither fly.

What did the rapper Proof say when he got in a fight? Nothing, Proof is dead.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. I'm not sure, because there are many farmers on this earth, and finding the same one that you are talking about, may be hard. It may take a while, but i'll get back to you as soon as possible, with an anwser.

What do you call two black men and a hispanic man in the back of a car? The punchline of this joke is offensive, and might bring legal troubles to Anti-Joke.Com and it's subsidiaries. For these reasons, Anti-Joke.Com will not allow it to be shown.

Why did carly drop her groceries Carly is a cow

Hey, guess what? What? Dammit!

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

What did the sick kid say to Make a Wish foundation? To get better

Why do penguins wash their clothes in tide? They don't. As artic-dwelling birds, they don't have access TV or magazines and as such, are impervious to influences via commercials and written advertisements. Also, obvious tuxedo jokes aside, they don't really wear clothes.

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