- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Not your dead Nan

Why does Bugs Bunny have big ears? Because he's a rabbit

Why did the chicken cross the road? ....Because based on modern mathematics the shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

Why is it as hot as the sun? Because it is the sun

whats blue and can fly? a red robin i lied about being blue By RT so u believe me

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you thro them

Why did the chicken cross the road? The parking lot was across the street from KFC.

what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

Caller: Is your fridge running! Callee: ... umm yes? Caller: I guess you don't need my services. Thanks Callee: ok bye

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow who, unlike his quiet friends back on the farm, enjoys to speak when others are nearly finished with their sentence.

Why are Asians good at math? Because coincidentally many are interested in it and study a lot.

bar man a walks a into...DYSLEXIA IS NOT FUNNY.

what the **** is wrong with kieran scotts forhead!

What did the Mexican parents name their first born son? Nobody knows. He was adopted by a nice family due to the fact that his biological parents were murdered in cold blood. His foster parents named him Kevin.

yes... that's the joke

What's black and white and red all over? Two biracial gay guys boning a can of paint...

Yo momma's so fat she is now a sponsor for Jenny Craig after joining the program and loosing almost a 100 pounds. So I suppose she isn't too fat anymore.

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