What did the president do for the people? ...

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

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whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

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A man was running from drug dealers When they had him cornered he ran towards the sun and died

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One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

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Why was the little boy's hair messed up on picture day? Because he was brutally stabbed in the face.

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There are two types of people in this world: Those who can finish lists. and

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What's poor and lives in Newry city council dump? Smelly mcD

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What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

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What did the peanut say to the jelly

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Wha....You probably shouldnt read the rest of this because i lie a lot (This joke deserves lots of thumbs and comments!)

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple ? Finding out your apple is rotten on top of that.

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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How do you get a clown to stop laughing? Throw an axe at it's face.

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Fucked thinking zero out of sub level -1 I hate Black Mexican Jews Born in China! But that does not make me a racist! I insist I am not a racist, there exists only two of them and they are both assholes... ...Or is that racist? :S NeroMetal: The ONLY Moralman aka the most pointless man in history not the "leader of Neronist whatever fuck I raped and killed that Faqq0t murderer, no fucking "Church Of Nero" There is no code embedded here... ...Or is that racist?:S

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Why did the blind man fail his math test? Because he had been raped and murdered. Going blind is a side effect of death.

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What's better than Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels Jr.

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Confucius say: Man who fart in church probably has a medical condition and should not be made fun of because that is cruel.

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What do you call a blonde surgeon? Not stereotypical

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What did a policeman say to his belly? Nothing. Because he knows his belly is incapable of speech.

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Roses are red but violets arent blue!!!!!

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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SKnock Knock. Whose there? Why don't you open the door and find out instead of questioning the millions of other people that knock on your door everyday?

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? The entire population.

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