Why was the pizza mad? Because he was going thorough a growth spurt and the testosterone got to him.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen and warns him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and otherwise damaging consequences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

I said I hate niiggers

Rachel not blowing Robert.

Why are there no aspirin factories in the Amazon Rainforest? Because it would be unprofitable to build a factory that requires a large workforce in an uninhabited area.

what do u say when u see your tv floating in the middle of the night? drop it n*****

Batman and Superman switched sidekicks. Superman didn't want Robin.

Roses aren't Red and Violet aren't Blue, do you know why i even like you

What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

If your scared of paedophiles..... grow up

You know what likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.

Your mom is so stupid she makes stupid people look not stupid.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

your mommas so fat i like fat cows is she home?

Chuck Norris doesn't swim... He never learned

Do you like apples? Yes

What's worse than a kid being bullied at school? A kid being bullied at school, to go home and be raped by his stepdad.

My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

What did the munchy alzhemiers farmer say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators?

What did the man with Alzheimer's get for Christmas? Happy New Year!

How do you stop a black kid from bouncing on the bed? Put Velcro on the cealing.

I scream You scream The police come It's awkward.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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