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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did chuck Norris take his friends to the buffet? Because buffets are great social conventions due to the allowance of sharing social favors while grabbing a succulent meal. Visit golden corral today.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the boy scratch his back? A:because it was itchy.

What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

Q. What was the the cancer's patients favorite song? A. Radioactive

What is the difference between your mom and a cow? One is a 1,500 pound beast, and one is a human being.

What did Frieza say to Vegeta after killing his parents? "I killed your parents."

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

how do you kill a blonde? shoot her in the face with a pistol

So three nazis walk into a B.A.R

Whats a dogs favorite thing to eat? Food.

Why did the old woman fall down She got shot

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

What was the pirate movie rated? Pg-13

/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

I really might try and kill myself when I get home tonight.

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more likely you are to realize that beans aren't actually fruit. They're legumes.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What's sad about 4 people in a Lamborgini going over a cliff? It was my car.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

A dyslexic paraplegic walks into a bra

How many licks did it take for the little boy to get to the center of the Tootsie Pop? Three, and then he choked and died.

What do you call a larger individual having intense sex with a smaller individual? Rape.

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